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Post by raiderj on Mar 21, 2021 15:16:16 GMT -5
I figure if we are going to have a forum games section I should dust off an old favorite from back in the day. Basically how it works is simple. I describe an action or something I am going to do and the next poster comes up some spectacularly horrible outcome to result from it then say something they are going to do. And then so on and so forth. The last person to post wins. So lets get started.
I am going to make a sandwich.
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Post by DrBrain on Mar 21, 2021 15:23:38 GMT -5
during the process of the sandwich being made, you open your fridge to find a stuffed dead body of an unknown person inside.
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Post by raiderj on Mar 21, 2021 15:28:30 GMT -5
By forgetting to post an action you have angered Zeus and he sends the Furies to ruin your lawn in retaliation.
I walk my dog in the public park.
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malv
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Resident Furry/Fedora Lord
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Post by malv on Mar 21, 2021 15:46:02 GMT -5
A man in a rainbow colored dog costume appears.
I go to the store to pick up lunch.
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Post by raiderj on Mar 21, 2021 15:48:10 GMT -5
The space marines see you in your fursuit. There are no survivors...
I consider buying Pokemon Legends: Arceus
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Post by DrBrain on Mar 21, 2021 16:09:59 GMT -5
your phone rings and you pick up. A heavy Accent comes over the line "Unfortunate for you today my friend. You seem to have mistakenly bought the wrong pokemon game... That game has been converted into a small radius bomb. Its set to go off any second now".
That man is me. I hang up and watch from a safe point to see when you explode.
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Post by programmingsocks on Mar 21, 2021 16:15:26 GMT -5
I explode, and shrapnel from my skull embeds in your eye.
I make a forum on the internet.
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Post by raiderj on Mar 21, 2021 16:21:24 GMT -5
Boco makes an account. Enough said and don't ask.
I box Mike Tyson.
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Post by DrBrain on Mar 21, 2021 16:21:26 GMT -5
Mike puts you in a 30 year coma.
I call your family to tell them the news.
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Post by raiderj on Mar 21, 2021 16:23:51 GMT -5
It turns you are on Alderaan and Leia says it dindu nuffin to Tarkin.
I attempt to go back in time and prevent the remastering of the original trilogy.
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Post by DrBrain on Mar 21, 2021 16:36:46 GMT -5
You go back and George Lucas with Steven Spielberg are waiting for you to show you what happens when you mess with the timeline. I watch in horror at what they do to you.
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Post by raiderj on Mar 21, 2021 16:46:47 GMT -5
Future Supervillain me kills us all after stepping out of a time travel hole.
This topic devolves into Monty Python jokes.
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Post by DrBrain on Mar 21, 2021 16:50:58 GMT -5
An angry mob of cancel culture people overhear the jokes and start beating t us all with bats and chains to teach us how to be more tolerant.
I escape and hop on a train
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Post by raiderj on Mar 21, 2021 16:56:19 GMT -5
The train turns out to lead to Hell!...and there are no Succubus GF!
I watch Kung Pow Enter The Fist.
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malv
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Resident Furry/Fedora Lord
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Post by malv on Mar 21, 2021 17:12:31 GMT -5
Your movie gets interrupted by numerous commercial breaks and is censored for Daytime TV viewing.
I watch Youtube for funny videos.
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