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Post by programmingsocks on Mar 21, 2021 17:40:14 GMT -5
All you can find is Elsa and Spiderman or Finger Family compilations.
I apply for a job through LinkedIn.
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Post by DrBrain on Mar 21, 2021 17:42:01 GMT -5
You accidentally find the darkweb of youtube and get sucked into a RED ROOM! people are paying to watch you DIE!
I change the channel because it got boring
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Post by anko on Mar 21, 2021 18:18:53 GMT -5
all the channels just went off the air to encourage you to go outside. I get a call.
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Post by raiderj on Mar 21, 2021 19:05:51 GMT -5
Its from the FBI and they saw your search history and tell you that they sent it to your family.
I go get Nord VPN.
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Post by DrBrain on Mar 21, 2021 19:20:29 GMT -5
Nord VPN is hacked and your credit card information is stolen to buy a nuclear bomb
I contemplate my life choices
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Post by raiderj on Mar 21, 2021 19:49:16 GMT -5
You realize that you should have gone to Law School.
I wake up Godzilla.
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Post by DrBrain on Mar 21, 2021 23:30:33 GMT -5
Godzilla destroys your entire town
I get on the last plane out of the town
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Post by ryokan on Mar 22, 2021 5:49:30 GMT -5
You don't get to bring friends on the plane.
I bought a couple of kwass at a local convenience store.
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Post by raiderj on Mar 22, 2021 8:29:09 GMT -5
You do so in the town Godzilla destroys.
I quoth the raven: "Nevermore!"
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Post by madman on Mar 22, 2021 16:19:13 GMT -5
The raven comes to your house and rips out your vocal cords, so that you may nevermore speak that word.
I went to the nearby burger king and bought a burger
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Post by raiderj on Mar 22, 2021 19:11:46 GMT -5
You get aids. BURGER KING AIDS!
I pull my devil trigger.
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Post by DrBrain on Mar 22, 2021 19:27:31 GMT -5
Your devil trigger turns out to be the Satanic Woodland Creatures! Suddenly they demand a blood orgy and you are the sacrifice! I dial 911 to help you
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Post by raiderj on Mar 22, 2021 21:45:09 GMT -5
Im white so they laugh while the critters rape my corpse.
I watch a classic Spongebob episode.
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Post by programmingsocks on Mar 23, 2021 1:16:52 GMT -5
It's been remastered, but they removed all the problematic jokes.
I take a shower.
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Post by DrBrain on Mar 23, 2021 5:01:03 GMT -5
The water is actually sewerage muck and you get poop all over you.
I go for a jog
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